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Joke of the Day
"Running away doesn't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat."
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"What is it called when you pay a hooker? An Entrance Fee."
"I'm sitting in a bar, minding my own business, when a guy yells in my ear, ""I'm gonna fuck your mother!"" I turn around and say, ""go home dad, you're drunk again."""
"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"
"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"
"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
"The most stable relationship I've had is with a guy at the gym who has no idea we've been dating for the past year."
"Police: How did they break in? Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it? Me: They threw it through the window."
"What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime? Naruto."
"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."