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Joke of the Day

"[public restroom] Me: We'll have to go some place else, it says ""unavailable"" Mom: Even the toilet found someone before you"

"2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party."

"Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!"

"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."

"My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology."

"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."

"Why do the say ""Amen"" in church but not ""Awoman?"" *Because they sing hymns, not hers!*"

"Hey, Schumi that slope looks pretty steep! Nah, I'll rock this shit!"

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"

"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."