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Joke of the Day

"My brain is not equipped with facial or name recognition technology."

"Cheating is such an ugly way to put it. I like to think of it as outsourcing my sex life."

"How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein!"

"A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God. Hindu: No way! Jew: Yahweh"

"Why are hot dogs the best dogs? Because they feed the hand that bites them."

"You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?"

"Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public."

"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."

"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"