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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."
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"a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads"
"I love when a girl posts a selfie with ""no filter"" but the shit is so blown out you can't even see her nose."
"Why do dwarfs laugh will running ? Because the grass tickles their balls !!"
"I sexually identify as a mosquito... ... Because everyone wants to smash me."
"Two black men and two white men walk into a police station The two white men walk out. Source: new girl"
"Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!"
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."
"I long for the good old days, when all the men wore suits and all the women wore dresses and they put cocaine in soda"
"Girls are like rocks skip the flat ones"