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Joke of the Day

"In Texas we pronounce it ""nu-que-lur"" I'm often harassed about how I pronounce nuclear but I think fair is fair. If Yankees can have silent letters I don't see how come we can't have invisible ones!"

"What's black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning."

"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"

"Hear about that Saudi girl? Sunnibody try to kill her, but Shiite"

"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"If anyone wants a tiger let me know. I bought one but he's being a d-bag and won't wear the matching sunglasses I bought us."

"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."

"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."

"what is it called when a redditor has a threesome? using both hands"