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Joke of the Day
"What did Julius Caesar say after taking Cleopatra's virginity? Veni, Vidi... Veni."
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"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child? Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."
"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"
"What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger"
"Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione? Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch"
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot! Let me in!"" . . . Too soon?"
"Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12"
"Jaws (2015): ""(cell phone) Hi Coast Guard, yeah a shark is banging my boat oh you're on your way great thanks"""
"What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup."