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Joke of the Day
"What does 80 year old pussy taste like? Depends"
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"People accuse me of babying my dog, which I think is ridiculous. It's not like I'm breast feeding her. She won't even take to my nipple."
"What's the number one cause of dry skin? Towels."
"A tanning bed is a panini grill for people."
"Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish."
"Nooo shit...me buying too much stuff?! My wife was complaining about the fact that I'm buying too much useless stuff on the internet..... So I sent her back to Thailand."
"""Is this seat Taken?"" - Guy who confuses Liam Neeson movies with a chair."
"Eschew pretentious poses. The boy who farted laughing gas, eschewed pretentious poses. He thought those who called him vulgar, had boogers in their noses."
"A donkey falls into a bowl of sugar... Now, that's a sweet ass."
"These boots. Were made. For Walken."