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Joke of the Day
"When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down"
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"What has six legs and goes ""Hodeedo, hodeedo?"" Three black guys about to miss the elevator"
"Actors can get political in speeches if they want. Go for it. But imagine someone winning Wimbledon & going, ""Yay! I won! Save the whales!"""
"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"
"Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."
"What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A Roamin' Catholic."
"How does Optimus Prime stay young looking? Autobotulism"
"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."
"If you work at the office in a police station... Does that make you an officer?"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."