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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nun that sleepwalks? A Roamin' Catholic."

"i mean, at some point the Absolute Funniest Thing Ever happened and i'd bet you $75 it involved a huge fart."

"How to die from falling down stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 9 Step 22 Step 23"

"Crowds hated it but the best weapon for fighting a lion in the gladiator ring was a spray bottle and a firm ""NO."""

"Why don't we ever go 'forth and back'? To go forth and multiply is more fun."

"I'd tell my neighbor about the weird smell coming from her apartment, but she's been so quiet that I don't want to disturb her."

"Great minds think alike but great behinds stink alike."

"My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first."

"What do you call an Indian and an Asian's baby? A Curryean --- I know Indians are Asian, I felt that stating Korean earlier in the joke would make it worse...worser."

"Remember, your neighbours aren't going to be attacked by killer bees on their own. You have to want it. You need to make it happen."