200840

Joke of the Day

"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."

"chevy badge on a holdern upvote if you think they're gay"

"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."

"There was an orgy at the camp site last night... ... it was fucking in tents. I'll show myself out..."

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"Just smiled at a stranger. So how does this work, will I get a direct deposit in my account?"

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God... I informed him Buddha was not Greek."

"I'm selling a used French rifle Never been fired, only dropped once."

"Joke... What did you expect? A man asks his wife: Why don't you get upset when I yell at you? Wife: I clean the toilet. Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush. :-)"

"A guy comes in a bar My bad, it's actually a horse. So a guy comes in a horse..."