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Joke of the Day

"Dinner party tip: Gluten allergies can easily be treated by not telling people they are consuming gluten."

"What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!"

"Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask ""where am I?"" and whatever they say I runaway screaming ""Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"""

"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."

"A man takes his shoe off in church... Man 1: *takes off shoe and starts peering inside of it* Man 2: ""What the problem?"" Man 1: *Sighs* "" I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole """

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"

"I kiss my wife daily Vishnu - I kiss my wife daily before i go to office Venkat - I kiss ur wife after u go to office Vishnu - But I am first who kissed her :)"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."

"I just got sucker punched by a guy with no dick. He came out of nowhere."