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Joke of the Day
"When I was born I was so mad at my parents I didn't talk to them for 2 years"
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"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""
"in case you're wondering I don't want to be buried in any of the cemeteries near my house Since I'm not dead yet."
"What do you call a human organ cut in half ? A human piano."
"A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar or maybe a hotel. Or possibly a church"
"A blind man goes for a morning walk He's walking around tapping away. He happens to pass a fish market. He takes in a deep breath and says ""Aaaaahhhhh. Good mornin ladies"""
"You hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there was a Dog."
"America is that sexy classmate everyone had a crush on in high school, not aging that well but you'd still hit it."
"I've managed to build a car without a reverse gear or a steering wheel. It's pretty straight forward really."
"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"