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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He *pasta* away."

"What do Nazis do on a beach vacation? They ride on Adolf-in no? I'll see myself out."

"_____________/\__________\o/_____ Swim little man swim! Swim away from the shark! You have to save yourself!"

"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"

"A guy tells his friend a long sleeping joke, which his friend hates. ""That was a bed joke,"" said his listening friend."

"I can't believe Lou Gehrig's parents named him after a DISEASE"

"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."

"What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house? I don't know.. I just don't see it."

"Treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner, if she stops sucking, replace the bag"

"Q: What's another name for the ""Intel Inside"" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label."