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Joke of the Day
"You know what really grinds my gears? Not pushing my clutch pedal down far enough"
Next Joke
"What is ET short for? He's only got those little legs."
"During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name."
"There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra."
"What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies."
"There was a kidnapping at school! It's ok though, he woke up."
"ok, i'm calling bullshit on Ariel singing underwater"
"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."
"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"
"Thank you automatic ice dispenser. I was hoping to get either 2 or 675 ice cubes."