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Joke of the Day
"You know what really grinds my gears? Not pushing my clutch pedal down far enough"
Next Joke
"Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. Now they're like ""That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."""
"MY AUNT: All we can do now is pray DOCTOR: Oh nice so I should put down this cardio thoracic surgical instrument? We're good here?"
"The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with ""LOL"""
"Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker."
"How do you take the letter ""F"" out of the word ""WAY"" ? There is no F in way."
"Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum."
"*makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit"
"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
"Good news / bad news The good news is - the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is - all of the web pages are stuck together."