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Joke of the Day
"*makes 58008 on an abacus and turns it upside down* dammit"
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"Black Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper? They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao"
"A gift card that only allows the user to purchase more gift cards until they finally go insane."
"[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day."
"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"
"Irishman applies for a job at a Blacksmiths. The Blacksmith asks ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" The Irish man replies, ""No, but I once told a Donkey to fuck off."""
"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."
"My friend said her neighbors came into her restaurant for a book club, turns out it was for a BDSM club. . . I guess people bond over different things."
"I'm not convinced faith can move mountains, but I know what it can do to skyscrapers. (Come on, it's been 15 years.)"
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."