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Joke of the Day

"The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with ""LOL"""

"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. -My Uber Driver"

"I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal."

"For lent, I'm going to give up sexual innuendos but it's hard... so hard!"

"My girlfriend is NOT a library book You hear that guys? Stop checking her out."

"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."

"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."

"Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad? Because it's soda pressing."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Stab in and thrust up."