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Joke of the Day
"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"
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"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"What's the best thing about a woman? She doesn't have a dick! I'm so, so sorry."
"Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone who is clearly having a bad day?"
"Why did the hummer cross the river? For the insurance money."
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"What do you call an average Mexican? Nacho average guy"
"A man was found dead eight years after committing suicide Sort of proves his point, doesn't it?"
"What do you call a religious person who gets into x rated movies, but then stops watching them, but then starts watching them again later on? A porn again christian."
"Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother? Because he wasn't Abel."