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Joke of the Day

"What do scientists solve? Che-mysteries!"

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"I once knew two ranchers named Jim.... They had a thousand cattle between them. One night while unwaken. Their cattle were taken. My Jimmy's were rustled, shagrin."

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?"

"I used to be in a band called The Prevention. We weren't great. But we were better than The Cure."

"Where are otters from? Otter space!"

"I can always tell what my present is off Iggy Azelea because she's really bad at wrapping."

"What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom? A Trojan horse."

"Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called "" The uncomfortable Sausage"""

"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."