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Joke of the Day
"What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!"
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"Why did the baker only date large breasted women? Because he kneaded them."
"Good cop: *sits* Bad cop: *pees on the floor* Wait, I'm thinking of dogs"
"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"
"Eat* a big** bowl*** of Cheerios****! Part***** of any healthy****** breakfast*******! [please read warnings and disclaimers carefully]"
"What s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
"As a mark of respect to Prince... The local pub is putting on a wake tomorrow night. All you can eat and drink for under 20 quid. I for one intend to party like it's 19.99."
"Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."" Friend: ""What? A Penguin?"" Me: ""See, no one wants to know about the Jews."""
"Why do ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies."