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Joke of the Day

"Good cop: *sits* Bad cop: *pees on the floor* Wait, I'm thinking of dogs"

"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."

"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."

"I had to fire my receptionist today. There was just no connection."

"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."

"Eminem made $3.3 mil for 2 concerts over the weekend. Can't WAIT to hear his next album, about how shitty his life is"

"What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car :P"

"I got tired of wearing my watch on my wrist.. So I tried attaching it to my belt instead.. man, that was a real waist of time."

"Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!"

"The New York Mets."