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Joke of the Day
"Good cop: *sits* Bad cop: *pees on the floor* Wait, I'm thinking of dogs"
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"If you do not say it, they can't repeat it."
"Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, taking a shit"""
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."
"""I'm supes scared & all alone & in my underwear. What's that noise in the basement? I should totes go check it out."" - Virgins tonight"
"[at sheep farm] Me: So how do you get steel wool? Farmer: well, that we get from our metal sheep Me: huh? *sheep walks by with Slayer shirt"
"If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?"
"The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler."
"What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants."
"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."