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Joke of the Day
"What did Jack Frost say at his climax? ""Winter is coming"""
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"The wages of sin is death But hey, at least I got a job."
"[plays dead to stop a bear from chasing me but then it plays dead next to me and we end stargazing together, forming a spiritual connection]"
"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""
"What does a homeless man gets for Christmas? A cold."
"Never hit a man with eyeglasses Use your fist instead. >Enthusiastically told by my 6 year old brother, I thought it was worth sharing."
"[A-ha rehearsal] ""Here's the lyric: Take On Me."" ""What about Take Me On?"" [4 hrs of arguing later] ""Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."""
"I wonder where my brother is, his lunch is getting all cold ... ... ... and eaten.."
"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""
"A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods. A pedophile and a girl walk into the woods together. The girl says ""I'm scared. The pedo says ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""