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Joke of the Day
"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"
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"How did the inventor of the car advertise his new ""horse-less carriage""? He said it goes without a hitch!"
"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."
"Shoplifting or rape If you have sex with a prostitue and pay with a cheque that bounces is it shoplifting or rape?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The aristocrats."
"Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift"
"[on Mars] ASTRONAUT: An alien! MISSION CONTROL: Ok, so A: I choke slammed it MC: What? A: Another one! MC: DO NOT CH A: [choke slam noises]"
"""Aloha, a bar,"" said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii."
"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"
"I once went 11 years without Masterbating... Then I turned 12"