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Joke of the Day

"I have never seen the movie Titanic and I never plan to because a friend spoiled the ending for me The boat sinks. Credit to u/Donkey__Xote for this beautiful comment in an r/AskReddit thread"

"What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy? Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke."

"Oh yeah? Well if I'm so gay like you say, then why do I have to think about my wife when I have sex with dudes, hmmm?"

"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"

"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"

"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."

"What video game does hitler play? Mein craft"

"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"

"What do you find at an end of the rainbow? Violet"

"Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app... called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area."