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Joke of the Day

"A black, a Jew, and a gay enter a bar.. .. made you look"

"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."

"How in the hell do people spell your name wrong on facebook when it's right in front of them?!"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France? All that was left was da brie."

"I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men."

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"

"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn. (Stolen from laffy taffy)"

"The oldest joke in the world: ""How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"" You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."