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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn. (Stolen from laffy taffy)"

"""Welcome to another meeting of Horse Club. Let's try to actually get something done today. All in favor?"" Crowd: ""NEIGH!"" ""Jesus Christ."""

"Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like ""polar vortex"" to tell us that it is cold during winter..."

"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."

"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"Him: I love nerd girls Me: Cool! Did you know the human body can't feel water, only a change in temperature? Him: no. not like that."