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Joke of the Day
"I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly because of her poor choice in men."
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"""My uncle is a dead person guy"". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician"
"What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names."
"the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty"
"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""
"Twitter... it's for the birds!"
"Did you hear Italy is joining forces with ISIS? They think the world needs more Italian ISIS"
"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."
"Good looks are a bonus, humour is a must."
"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."