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Joke of the Day

"Do NOT look under a teenage boy's bed, & never, EVER ask him why he & his friends are laughing. - two things I've learned the hard way"

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"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"
"What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? Pencil-in."
"At least Stevie wonder was faithful, he never saw any other women during his marriage."
"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"How do you keep an Idiot occupied? [Click here to find out]( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_occupied/)"
"*Leans head up to wife as I'm dying* Me: My only regret is... *Coughs loudly* Me: ...not having something cooler to say as I die. *Dies*"
"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."
"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"
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