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Joke of the Day
"What do Brooklyn and tight jeans have in common? Flatbush."
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"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""
"It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way."
"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."
"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"
"My coworkers and I do this fun thing where they say 'It's so cold out!' and I say 'It's winter' and then we silently hate each other."
"What are sardines? A little fish that smells like fingers."
"It was a classic Cinderella story: I walked into strangers' houses and made women try on a shoe I found"
"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."
"So the guy says when i die, burry me where i was born. then they burry him in his mothers pussy"