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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell a dead baby joke... But some people don't get prop humour."
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"Me: Show me a pan that didn't get clean the first time and I will show you a pan that needs to soak.. Wife: STOP TWEETING AND WASH THE PAN!"
"How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!"
"What makes teaching gender studies so great ? ready pool of girls with daddy issues"
"It takes a village to raise a child... ...it takes a child with a flamethrower to raze a village."
"Haiku of the week ""James, you have Tourette's."" ""I'm afraid there is no cure."" ""Fuck! Shit! Cunt!"" said James."
"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"
"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"
"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."
"What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday."