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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I'm guessing it's because they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."

"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""

"What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He smashed his nose"

"Why did an emo become an accountant? There's no cuts like tax cuts."

"Why didn't the French soldier fight in the battle of France? He was on a summer retreat!"

"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"

"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"

"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""

"Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger? To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet."

"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? Most people think its ""R"" but it's really the ""C."""