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Joke of the Day

"As a girl, what's both a good and a bad thing to say when a guy can't get it up? ""No hard feelings"""

"What weighs 2 lbs and is full of shit? Donald Trump's shoes"

"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"

"Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was."

"Superman finally decides, after realizing an entire city of people is duped by a pair of glasses, that Metropolis really isn't worth saving."

"I just started the tequila diet and I'm making great progress! I've already lost 2 days!"

"My brother's dying wish was to get a joke into the front page of reddit But it seems rude to post a photo of him now that he's dead."

"[Dirty] A man goes to a hooker... A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What did you expect for $10? Lobsters ?"""

"I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want... I get hard every time."

"Did you hear about that guy that broke his left arm and left leg? I heard he's all right now."