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Joke of the Day
"Two quantum mechanics professors had sex They must have had physical chemistry."
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"What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !"
"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"
"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius! "
"I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like...it's working out.I think I'm the one."
"What did the male computer say to the female computer? He said: ""Ay gurl, I'd like to put my twisted-pair cable into your RJ45 jack so I can fill you up with my sweet, sweet data frames""."
"Onion books. Read 'em and weep. (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)"
"6.9 is a very good thing fucked by a period."
"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"
"Why was the sun wearing sunglasses? So he could creep hard on uranus"