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Joke of the Day
"I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now."
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"What do you call an intense love of math? Calculust."
"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""
"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."
"I like my tea like I like my women.... Plain, dark and bitter!"
"Two self-driving cars, certain of their inevitable collision, calculate the Klout scores of their passengers to decide which ones to save."
"Mecca should turn into a transformer in the next transformer movie They'll name it Meccatron"
"I saw a sign yesterday that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, ""No, I haven't."""
"When taking your dog to the vet it's very important to remember to put your dog in the car."
"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."