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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker? You want some beef?"
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"A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions."
"Where do all the good boys go to hide away? r/cringepics Based off Daya's song ""Hide Away"""
"Mitt Romney ."
"No matter who you are or where you come from, all anybody wants in this life is for no one to object to their iTunes mix playing at a party."
"The escalators at the mall suddenly began working super quickly, causing several people to fall over and brutally die. That escalated quickly."
"Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting."
"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."
"I don't know how to spell Armaggedon But who cares - it's not the end of the world!"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent"