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Joke of the Day
"Girls in Thailand are like a box of chocolates Some of them have nuts"
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"Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers? Because they were stale, matey!"
"So many weirdos, so little internet."
"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."
"Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, ""Who ordered the farts?"" Then, fart."
"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."
"What do Muslim men do during foreplay? They tickle the goat under the chin."
"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."
"I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment."
"Grapes What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breath, stupid!"""