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Joke of the Day

"Lumberjacks are good at maths because of their log rhythms Thanks, HL Math."

"What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption."

"What's the difference between scouts and jews? The scouts return from camp."

"Incontinence Hotline Could you hold, please?"

"I think I've found the worst pornstar name to have at the moment. ISIS LOVE"

"I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts... ... for eating a Brownie."

"I told my 2-year-old to find her shoes She cupped her hands & yelled ""Shoes, where are you?"" I'd help her, but I want to see if this works"

"I once had sex on a camping trip... It was fucking in-tents"

"Why is Chinese the best language? It has the most character."

"honey, i think the milk's gone bad ""i only bought it yesterday"" yeah well, look at this.. *milk is running a meth lab in the fridge*"