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Joke of the Day

"If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a NUT"

"Shipwreck survivors on an island S1: We told you to spell 'SOS' with those coconuts! S2: I know but I want our rescuers to know I'm a vegan."

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."

"My GF was triggered when I chased the big black birds away from my bird feeder because what I wanted to see was tits. She said it was my crow aggression."

"*Indian sending smoke signals* Buffalo... Coming... *other Indian replies* New... Fire... Who... Dis?"

"How do Japanese people refer to American politicians? Parti-san"

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he wasn't born yesterday"

"Where did the universe attend college? At the university."

"Ugly is such an ugly word. If you must describe me I'd prefer if you used the term ""handsomely-challenged"""

"I'd just like to say a few words Hat, car, tree, river."