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Joke of the Day

"My GF was triggered when I chased the big black birds away from my bird feeder because what I wanted to see was tits. She said it was my crow aggression."

"*getting murdered* Oh, wow, this is totally clearing my sinuses"

"Katie Price has called her baby Bunny. Nice bit of meat to go with the vegetable that she already has."

"50 Shades of Grey is also the title of the 101 Dalmatians alternate ending where Cruella wins and makes a coat out of the puppies."

"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"

"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."

"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"

"""Kindly let me help you or you will drown,""... ...said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree."

"Which African country has the most obese inhabitants? Burkina Fatso"

"My nickname at work is ""HR wants to see you"""