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Joke of the Day

"Gay people try to say they're not as permiscuous as they're made out to be, but I've had three separate gay men offer me blowjobs And I've never had that happen with a straight guy"

"What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !"

"I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see."

"I like how supermarkets don't give a shit if an avocado is anywhere near ripe. They're like ""here, buy this, it may eventually become food"""

"I hate when people talk to me while I'm using the restroom, the other day, this guy was all like ""Sir this is a display model at Home Depot"""

"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."

"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"The only thing standing between you and your dreams is insomnia."

"How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent."

"[1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*"