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Joke of the Day

"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."

"I kissed a grill once. It was pretty hot."

"Why do men want to marry a virgin? To avoid criticism and comparison."

"Guys, I really think 50 Shades missed out on a really a big marketing slogan... ""CLIMAX IN IMAX"""

"Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists."

"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody."

"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."

"This silence is far from golden... which reminds me. I need to shower."

"What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts"

"I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe"