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Joke of the Day
"I only date Chinese women... They are used to seeing tons of red flags"
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"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."
"Turning on a guy is like flipping a light switch. Turning on a woman is like wiring that switch & then building a nuclear plant to power it."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I was wearing the wrong socks."
"How do you top a car? tep on the brake, tupid!"
"""One Two Three Four Five Six... KEVIN!!!"" - how I would introduce myself 100% of the time if my parents had blessed me with the name Kevin"
"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."
"Am I getting older or is the supermarket starting to play some great songs?"
"What do you call a female to male sex change? An Addadictomy."
"DATING TIP: Girls like bad boys! Brag about your Twitter gang."