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Joke of the Day
"Giant methane storms on Uranus Ex-post from r/science"
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"As a quiet and skinny person, I feel like we should charge loud and fat people more to ride the subway. It won't be difficult to implement either. All we would need to do is charge them by volume."
"My sex life is like 9/11 No one wanted it."
"""O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!"" ~ Japanese flag designer"
"Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household."
"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."
"What is a zombie's favorite cereal? Raisin brain."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear"
"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."
"""Are you smarter than a 5th grader?"" Me: ""Sometimes?"" ""Are you smarter than a 16 year old?"" Me: ""Always."""