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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household."

"There's a band called 1023MB They haven't had any Gigs yet..."

"Your dating profile said you were a night owl.....eat this mouse."

"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."

"Jesus after the Last Supper goes through the bills. ""Guys, seriously, what the fuck, who ordered wine?"""

"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down your girlfriend's throat."

"Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads? 'Scurvy"

"After starting on August 15th, 2004, Julia Roberts just finished brushing her teeth a few hours ago."

"How many vegans does it take to... None. Nobody needs fucking vegans for anything."