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Joke of the Day
"Too err is human... To blame the next guy is even more so."
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"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""
"My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat."
"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."
"Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones."
"It's kind of bullshit that humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want."
"You wouldn't believe how many laws I'm obeying right now"
"I'm such a slave to the man working on a Saturday night. A drunk slave but whatever. Atleast my e-mails to my boss are hilarious now."
"How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck? A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!"
"What do you call it when you forgot to use mouthwash, and it kills an otherwise pleasant evening? A ""no scope"""