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Joke of the Day
"I used to play water polo But I had to stop when my horse drowned"
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"How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children? Backwards."
"My daughter asked me to tell her a joke this morning. What is a cow's favorite animal? A Moooose."
"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"
"What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!"
"What is a Jedi's Favorite Italian Dessert? Obi-Wan....Cannoli!"
"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."
"Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry."
"If you're wearing a cowboy outfit... Does that mean you're ranch dressing?"
"My phone auto corrected Donut into Donuts. I never felt more proud to be an American."