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Joke of the Day
"My daughter asked me to tell her a joke this morning. What is a cow's favorite animal? A Moooose."
Next Joke
"Sometimes I think I should try to be a better person, but then I remember I'm good-looking, so I'm, like, nah."
"I was so tired during Hunger Games, I was nodding as much as Phillip Seymour Hoffman"
"More retailers should adopt the ""Leave A Penny / Take A Penny"" system. It is literally, common cents."
"What's the difference between my bed and my imagination? You aren't naked in my bed."
"Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer."
"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"How deep is the ocean? A shark spooked him while he was surfing."
"What do you call a poor Italian community? a spaghetto."
"TLC Touching Little Children"