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Joke of the Day

"What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!"

"What do you call someone who really loves breakfast? A cereal killer."

"I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy"

"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"

"I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables ""Lame is."""

"My wife just opened a bottle of wine so my chances of getting laid just went from 0 to 750ml."

"Food is like dark humor. Not everybody gets it."

"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number."

"Did you hear the one about the Jewish carpenter? I heard he nailed it!"

"What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth? I am bread."