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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry."

"One man's junk is another man's treasure... especially to gay people"

"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? You take the 'S' out of Safe, and the 'F' out of Way."

"George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here."

"Bunnyprofessor"

"I don't want to lock my account because I like to help my X's feel better about themselves when they check in & make sure I'm still a drunk."

"What did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam"

"It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No sh1t. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times"

"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""