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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."

"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"

"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"

"I had some good news today; a TV Station have commissioned my new show about what goes on inside a cockpit. We're filming the pilot next week."

"What do you call a fast clothes maker? Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."

"I was going to tell a joke about a popular rock band, but.. I'm going to need A Day To Remember."

"hey people that post selfies on Instagram and caption it 'No Filter', go with a filter next time. serious"

"I was about to do a mexican joke... but that's crossing the line."