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Joke of the Day
"I was about to do a mexican joke... but that's crossing the line."
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"Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his nephew in the jungle? ..."
"Why didn't Hitler participate in the marathon? ... Because he can't finish a race."
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence.. For example ""Ben is in a hurry."" ""Ben is in a coma."""
"Telling our kids we were born before the Internet is going to be the new 'I walked to school in the snow without shoes'"
"How are asians and really obese people alike? They both can't see their dicks, but they know it's there."
"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."
"I cut off He-Man's electricity today. Now I have the power."
"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."
"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."