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Joke of the Day

"most ppl write it like ""haha"", but if i were to write my laugh phonetically it would be ""boop boop boopityboopleboop"" i laugh weird boopboop"

"Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas? ...because they're still alive."

"What happens to donkeys in the winter? They change into brrrrrro's."

"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not going to fall for that one again."

"What do you call a lesbian Pakistani? Minge eater"

"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."

"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"

"Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg."

"why are computers so smart? because they listen to their mother board."